I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It's Friday. Sex?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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