I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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