I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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