The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
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I feel great
I just peed on a car
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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