Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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