only if we run a train.
done.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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