"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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