I wish I could punch you in the face.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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