Dual....:-)
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it's great music for shaving your balls
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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