you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
