Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
How external is "for external use only"?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
