He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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