last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
