3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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