How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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