I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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