if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.