Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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