Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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