He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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