just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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