Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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