do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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