If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My bed smells like the plague
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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