real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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