After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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