I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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