it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
dude. I can hear the air.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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