First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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