Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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