Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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you didnt know i had herpes?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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