Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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