The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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