I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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