idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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