It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My vagina is officially offended.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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