I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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