Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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