You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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