It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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