Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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