Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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