Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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