dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
did i walk over a car last night?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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