3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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