You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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