Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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