And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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