yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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