Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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