i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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