Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look http://tfl.nu/dco3
  Replies (34) Good night (865) Bad night (2540)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  WTF??? Isn't he married??

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding. (605): WTF??? Isn't he married?? (910): Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL http://tfl.nu/eb9x
  Replies (19) Good night (1060) Bad night (4335)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip http://tfl.nu/86nj
  Replies (20) Good night (4300) Bad night (1030)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games? http://tfl.nu/94zu
  Replies (14) Good night (4316) Bad night (848)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response. http://tfl.nu/3ka8
  Replies (16) Good night (7665) Bad night (1451)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie http://tfl.nu/dtyw
  Replies (11) Good night (968) Bad night (3314)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for? http://tfl.nu/tolv
  Replies (10) Good night (2157) Bad night (1215)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I have surprise drugs for everyone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I have surprise drugs for everyone http://tfl.nu/7gjj
  Replies (11) Good night (2843) Bad night (964)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities http://tfl.nu/0iqe
  Replies (11) Good night (3339) Bad night (647)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel http://tfl.nu/08pr
  Replies (8) Good night (1297) Bad night (487)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina http://tfl.nu/j6ze
  Replies (12) Good night (2325) Bad night (883)
• Favorite

  (224): View more from Illinois

  Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Do you believe in miracles?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (224): Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker (847): Do you believe in miracles? http://tfl.nu/9830
  Replies (5) Good night (1391) Bad night (601)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways. http://tfl.nu/pmkq
  Replies (3) Good night (796) Bad night (331)
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it. http://tfl.nu/nkno
  Replies (4) Good night (353) Bad night (970)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you." http://tfl.nu/ce1u
  Replies (3) Good night (645) Bad night (282)

Randomize