im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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