K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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