She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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