Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He has the fingertips of a God
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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